Liberty is a liar!

Let me tells you something for nothing. That woman cat is such a liar. I didn't murderify that bird. I opened my mouth to give a big yawn, and the stoopid dumb bird flied right in, I swearifies. Look at me. I are the picture of innocence.


Do I looks like I could kill anything? And let me tell you something about her. She done something really stinkified and 'gusting earlier. She pooped in her litter, but she had a poopy stuck to her bum-bum. So what did she do? Yeah, she done the stinky bum-walk across the floor and left a big, long, stinky, brown streak on the tiles, like someone drawed on 'em with a big, fat, brown crayon. 'Cept there was a , big, stinky poopy at the end of the line, not a crayon. Poor Wa-Wa had to cleanify it all ups. Dirty cat! So don't you lets her tell you I's a bad cat. She stinks. Ooh, Wa-Wa's headifying to the kitchen. Gotta go! Bye!